Carly Blair is a not-your-typical-American American who’s been trying to shove her square peg-shaped self into Amsterdam’s round hole with admirable, or perhaps foolish, persistence since 2009. When she’s not embarrassing her mother and menagerie of ex-lovers with her comedy, she works as a freelance writer, hangs out with her dog, and exercises frenetically so as to minimize the chance of having a double chin in her gig photos.